How not to clean a blender.

Let's say one day you decide you want a smoothie. You make one and forget to rinse out the blender.
Let's say the next day you want a smoothie again but you don't want to scrub out the now caked on berries.
Let's say you think of this great alternative to scrubbing it all out.
Let's say that that alternative went a little something like this:
-fill blender with hot water
-add high concentration Joy dish soap
-place top tightly on blender
-turn blender on low
-realize that low isn't getting the job done and go full speed
Let's say you do all of this. Then let's say something goes terribly wrong.
Let's say that soap you put in became slightly volatile
Let's say when the soap turned into slightly volatile foam it expanded. fast.
Let's say that slightly volatile expanding foam blew the top off the blender and covered about 1/3 of the kitchen in lemony freshness

I'm just saying.

Cheerio.